oh why thank you DA [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] now where's my donuts [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
...since I spit in yer coffee. No need to thank me. [img]smile.gif[/img]
oh why thank you DA [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] now where's my donuts [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
Morning DA, Mort.
Ummm.....there's a hole in the bottom of my cup...
Just as well I guess.
Morning folks! I took the day off today for some down time. Crazy week at work.
Took my daughter to school this morning and counted about 15 people driving whilst on the cell phone. It would have been 16 but one was just a fat lady talking to a candy bar.
I'm gonna hit the showers. This place does have showers doesn't it?
*heads to back room with a towel*
*breaks handle off coffee mug*
*attaches old razorblade to produce a makeshift shank*
be back in a minute
*storms outside and kills 65 Grandma's and one bitter mime*
...those fat ladies do love their candy bars.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...Mort, the donuts are in the back room. With Fluffy.Originally posted by Andyman:
I'm gonna hit the showers. This place does have showers doesn't it?
*heads to back room with a towel*
Ripper...that's my boy!!! *proud*
*comes back covered in blood, brain tissue, dentures and face paint*
now I feel better
WHERE'S MY COFFEE GOATBOY???
*calmly looks over his shoulder, discovers no one is there, looks back at Ripper* ...I'm sorry...you must have me confused with a pet. As you can see, I am prepared to be perfectly calm and rational about this situation, which, if you are truly gifted with the intelligence I credit you, should strike the truest and most mortal terror into your heart that has ever been felt by any man or beast. That being said, would you care to re-phrase your request?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">sure!Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
*calmly looks over his shoulder, discovers no one is there, looks back at Ripper* ...I'm sorry...you must have me confused with a pet. As you can see, I am prepared to be perfectly calm and rational about this situation, which, if you are truly gifted with the intelligence I credit you, should strike the truest and most mortal terror into your heart that has ever been felt by any man or beast. That being said, would you care to re-phrase your request?
WHERE'S MY COFFEE, GOATBOY, PLEASE?
I don't know what is going to be more horrific - D.A.'s treatment of Ripper, or seeing Andyman in the shower.
I think I'll stay out on the porch today.
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